The Kruton Interface

Think you're spaced out? Climb aboard the U.S.S. Repulse... Captain David Wanker thought his career had hit rock bottom. The he was assigned to the Repulse... It's the lowest-rated ship in the Space Forces. The navigator get lost. The engineer is incomprehensible. Security can't stay awake. And the doctor needs medication. But... When an army of alien lawyers sues the entire human race, only this captain and this crew can save humanity from terminal litigation. The repulsive adventures begin! God help us all. (from the back cover of the Ace Books first edition)