Ron Koertge wants to do nothing but delight. Armed with his trademark wit, he introduces readers to Little Red Riding Hood all grown up with a fondness for salsa and chips, explores the thorny relationship of Jackie Robinson and Pee Wee Reese, spies a Trojan pony and the children it bamboozles, and offers an alternate reading to the Icarus story. He meets Walt Whitman on the set of an X-rated movie, attends his gardener's funeral, and goes to his beloved race track. Seminal figures from pop mythology speak up in unexpected ways: The Beast, transformed by Beauty, hints that his new life isn't exactly what he expected. Gretel enrolls in night school, the ogre's wife from the beanstalk yarn writes a heart-rending story on her cutting board, and a group of fourth-graders on a field trip encounters Death. Occasionally setting aside free verse, there are couplets about a Bette Davis movie, a sestina about routine blood tests, a villanelle set in a topless bar, and a set of haibun that chronicles an entire day. Reverend Ike and John Lennon said, "Whatever gets you through the night." This book will do just that and carry you right on in to the next day, guaranteed.
Source · Open Library
Contents
- 1Little Red Riding Hood: A Memoirpoem
- 2Trafficpoem
- 3Field Trippoem
- 4Parking Lot at 7th and Mainpoem
- 5Roadside Crèchepoem
- 6Cincinnati, 1947poem
- 7Trivialpoem
- 8Rumplestiltskinpoem
- 9Patrimonypoem
- 10Occasional Poemspoem
- 11"Never Let Your Reader's Attention Wander."poem
- 12Aubadepoem
- 13Hatpoem
- 14Another Muse in Stained Pajamaspoem
- 15Sanguinepoem
- 16Jealousypoem
- 177:00 a.m. Flightpoem
- 18Part 3poem
- 19The Ogre's Wifepoem
- 20Tales of the Christian Martyrspoem
- 21Poetry Begins in Delightpoem
- 22Ornithologypoem
- 23The Gingerbread Manpoem
- 24The Docentpoem
- 25Alonepoem
- 26The Trojan Ponypoem
- 27The Invisible Manpoem
- 28Medication Guidepoem
- 29The Gardener's Funeralpoem
- 30The Death of Hanselpoem
- 31Museum of Science & Industrypoem
- 32Icaruspoem
- 33Burning the Bookpoem
- 34Bad News About My Vocationpoem
- 35Little, Small, Wee Bearpoem
- 36Jaguar Gentlemen's Clubpoem
- 37A Page from the Apocryphapoem
- 38Three Haibunpoem
- 39The Cowboy Poet Considers His Uncollected Poemspoem
- 40Photopoem
- 41Jackpoem
- 42"Favorites Win Only 33% of the Time"poem
- 43Dear Consumerpoem
- 44Advice to a Young Poetpoem
- 45Open at 10:00 a.m.poem
- 46The Suitorspoem
- 47The Ghost Is Coughingpoem
- 48There's This Guy with One Armpoem
- 49Solitudepoem
- 50Cavafy Lattepoem
- 51Beauty and the Beastpoem
- 52Judas Goatpoem
- 53I Like to Ironpoem
- 54Three Costumes and One Dresspoem
- 55Walt Whitman in North Hollywoodpoem
