The Sword of Happenstance

From the back cover: "A charming little fantasy story about a sword that no one could agree on, a princess who didn't start that way, a nutty serving girl, a king who shouldn't be, a fairy who was also a hat, and various witches... As told by the children in the story while their grandchildren listen by the hearth. Which is not as confusing as it seems. This story is suitable for most ages, but contains a bit of swordplay and a tremendous amount of wordplay. You have been warned."