Stories in verse about the monster-sized problems Dracula, Wolfman, Bigfoot and other monsters face.
Source · Open Library
Contents
- 1Frankenstein Makes a Sandwichpoem
- 2The Creature from the Black Lagoon Doesn't Wait an Hour Before Swimmingpoem
- 3The Phantom of the Opera Can't Get "It's a Small World" Out of His Head w/Buffalo Mozzarellashort story
- 4The Middlewich Witch-Watchers Club, a Club Sandwich Which Watches Witchespoem
- 5An Open Letter from Wolfman's Best Friendpoem
- 6The Phantom of the Opera Still Can't Get "It's a Small World" Out of His Head w/a White Wine Vinegarettepoem
- 7Count Dracula Doesn't Know He's Been Walking Around All Night with Spinach in His Teethpoem
- 8The Mummy Won't Go To His Eternal Rest Without a Story and Some Cookiespoem
- 9The Yeti Doesn't Appreciate Being Called Bigfootpoem
- 10If the Phantom of the Opera Can't Get "Pop Goes the Weasel" Out of His Head, He's Going to Freak Outpoem
- 11The Lunchsack of Notre Damepoem
- 12Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Henderson's Five-Alarm Clubpoem
- 13Zombie, Zombie: Mahi Mahi, Market Ratespoem
- 14Now the Phantom of the Opera Can't Get "The Girl from Ipanema" Out of His Head w/a Peppercorn Coulushort story
- 15The Dentistpoem
- 16The Phantom of the Opera Is Considering Giving Up Music and Doing His Haunting Somewhere Elsepoem
- 17Bigfoot Can't Believe You Called Him Yeti Just Nowpoem
- 18Godzilla Pooped on My Honda, an Asian Delight!poem